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How
do you know you are entering the household of a Brockaholic?
A
dead give-away, would be, his sideboard in the foyer.
Or is it the fender attached to the wall.
More than nine signed photos of Peter Brock on the wall.
Or a cardboard cut-out of Brocky standing over the bed.
Or do you think it could be the
BBQ is inside the bonnet of a VS Supercar.
Strange things for a normal household but considered quite normal in a
Brockaholics household.
What
is Brockaholism?
Brockaholism
is a chronic infliction, progressive and often fanatical. It's a condition
with very familiar symptoms, it can develop insidiously, amongst your
family and friends. You may even be a sufferer yourself.
Brockaholics
have little or no control over the quantity of Brock collectables they
possess; the insatiable desire to have all things Brock is all consuming.
New
strains have broken out lately, one strain can even affect the rich tapestry
of life. but the more common form of
Classic Brockaholism can hit even your closest friends.
Typical
Cases:
Check
this guy out, He is self confessed
This
one was dobbed in by his wife
Rarer
Forms are:
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WARNING!!
THERE IS NO KNOW CURE FOR THIS CONDITION TO DATE.
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ALL
SEVERE CASES OF THIS INFLICTION SHOULD BE REPORTED TO THE
QUACK IMMEDIATELY
Please send graphical evidence and complex report to support your claim
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